Breaking news : World’s no.1 terrorist Osama Bin Laden finally arrested. Osama was arrested in rocky areas of Pak-Afghan Boder by American Commandos. He was arrested on Friday’s night but American Government declared it yesterday late night as even government was not sure that they arrested real Osama.
After coming to U.S. custody, the world’s most dangerous terrorist went on a conciliatory mood. Osama urged for forgiveness from the U.S. president. Osama expressed his intentions to travel the whole world to promote the global message of peace. HNS said that according to the sources of White House, Osama might be forgiven. U.S. President Obama also hinted the same. U.S. President Obama also stated in the press conference that their plans about good and bad Taliban changed Osama into Good Taliban.
Osama also get Nobel Peace Prize
According to the information from HNS, Osama might become American ambassador for whole Middle Asia including Afghanistan. And we all know, the world’s most feared terrorist Osama Bin Laden is America’s only native. In the days of Cold War, Osama was the agent for U.S. secret agency C.I.A. HNS recieved information that Osama has a conditional surrender. He surrended himself only after getting assurance of become Nobel peace winner.
So what do you think, is it a Breaking news for all of you or not. I think you must be relaxed after reading this news that the world’s most dangerous terrorist is now became a good man.
P.S. : All this news is imaginary and solely for the purpose of fun and humor. BURRA NA MANO HOLI HAI.
Holi, also called the Festival of Colours, is a spring festival celebrated by Hindus, Buddhists, Sikhs, Jains and others.The main day, Holi, also known as Dhulheti, Dhulandi or Dhulendi, is celebrated by people throwing coloured powder and coloured water at each other. Bonfires are lit the day before, also known as Holika Dahan (burning of Holika) or Chhoti Holi (little Holi). The bonfires are lit in memory of the miraculous escape that young Prahlad accomplished when Demoness Holika, sister of Hiranyakashipu, carried him into the fire. Holika was burnt but Prahlad, a staunch devotee of god Vishnu, escaped without any injuries due to his unshakable devotion.(Source : Wikipedia)
This story was published in our local newspaper (Rajasthan Patrika) as this is a trend in India to play pranks on Holi. Even I was not aware in the first glance and pretty much shocked after reading this. Then I discover this news was only a prank by the local newspaper. So I thought to share with you all and have fun too.
Happy Holi to all of you and hope this holi brings lots of colors.