Breaking News : American Government Arrested Osama Bin Laden

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Breaking news : World’s no.1 terrorist Osama Bin Laden finally arrested. Osama was arrested in rocky areas of Pak-Afghan Boder by American Commandos. He was arrested on Friday’s night but American Government declared it yesterday late night as even government was not sure that they arrested real Osama.

After coming to U.S. custody, the world’s most dangerous terrorist went on a conciliatory mood. Osama urged for forgiveness from the U.S. president. Osama expressed his intentions to travel the whole world to promote the global message of peace. HNS said that according to the sources of White House, Osama might be forgiven. U.S. President Obama also hinted the same. U.S. President Obama also stated in the press conference that their plans about good and bad Taliban changed Osama into Good Taliban.

Osama also get Nobel Peace Prize

According to the information from HNS, Osama might become American ambassador for whole Middle Asia including Afghanistan. And we all know, the world’s most feared terrorist Osama Bin Laden is America’s only native. In the days of Cold War, Osama was the agent for U.S. secret agency C.I.A. HNS recieved information that Osama has a conditional surrender. He surrended himself only after getting assurance of become Nobel peace winner.

So what do you think, is it a Breaking news for all of you or not. I think you must be relaxed after reading this news that the world’s most dangerous terrorist is now became a good man.

P.S. : All this news is imaginary and solely for the purpose of fun and humor. BURRA NA MANO HOLI HAI.

Holi, also called the Festival of Colours, is a spring festival celebrated by Hindus, Buddhists, Sikhs, Jains and others.The main day, Holi, also known as Dhulheti, Dhulandi or Dhulendi, is celebrated by people throwing coloured powder and coloured water at each other. Bonfires are lit the day before, also known as Holika Dahan (burning of Holika) or Chhoti Holi (little Holi). The bonfires are lit in memory of the miraculous escape that young Prahlad accomplished when Demoness Holika, sister of Hiranyakashipu, carried him into the fire. Holika was burnt but Prahlad, a staunch devotee of god Vishnu, escaped without any injuries due to his unshakable devotion.(Source : Wikipedia)

This story was published in our local newspaper (Rajasthan Patrika) as this is a trend in India to play pranks on Holi. Even I was not aware in the first glance and pretty much shocked after reading this. Then I discover this news was only a prank by the local newspaper. So I thought to share with you all and have fun too.

Happy Holi to all of you and hope this holi brings lots of colors.

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40 Responses to “Breaking News : American Government Arrested Osama Bin Laden”

  1. Paritosh

    Nice one… I too didnt know that pranks were played on HOLI :)

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      LOL that means I am true Indian. Just kidding, in Jaipur there is always a special Holi newspaper edition with full of attpatti news.

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Hehehe, that’s the whole idea of the post. But I think I have to put disclaimer in the starting for people like you, Lol.Iss wajah se tujhe kahta hu ki hawa mein mat udda kar itni jaldi :)

      Reply
  2. Ramkumar

    Without reading I forwarded your link to 5 of my friends, and they are scolding me now :(
    .-= Ramkumar´s last blog ..Buyer’s Guide for HOME THEATRE PROJECTORS =-.

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Do tell your 5 friends to share it with more people and have fun :) :):)

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Yes Kevin Very True. Glad you had fun reading this :)

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  3. Suhasini

    he he,this is just too good Yogesh.

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Thanks Suhasini, glad you enjoyed the post :)

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  4. neha

    hihihiih gud one.its really funny.thts call a real prank wid lots of humor including hidden msgs( ppl r getting aware abt our tradition also).nice wrk.HAPPY HOLI

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Lol, u saved my a** by finding a hidden message. Otherwise I was scolded by lot of persons. But I am sure after reaching to disclaimer they laughed a lot.

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  5. Rajiv Ledwani

    Hey Yogesh Great News, i Think its HOLI Gift for All of US and U.S. atleast in a humorous way :)

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Hehehehehe, you gave me shock dude by your comment first. Until I reached the end “atleast in a humorous way”. I thought another hawa mein udne wala praani bina reading the full post :)

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  6. provamsi @ India 365

    I was shocked to see this and I though US finally got their man. But, you should have added a disclamor right at the beginning to prevent any problems. That’s a good one any way. Happy holy mate!!
    .-= provamsi @ India 365´s last blog ..How to Increase Google Buzz Followers =-.

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Happy Holi dude. If I add the disclaimer in the beginning, it doesn’t shock anyone like the way you were. It surely make this post uneffective. That’s why I added the full information in the add about Holi and its source. I think I had done the trick, lol :)

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  7. Loveish

    This is the best thing I like about holi. You are right Yogesh almost all the hindi newspaper are filled with these kind of funny news this morning. Happy Holi bro :)
    .-= Loveish´s last blog ..5 Must Watch Videos For Better WordPress SEO =-.

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Thanks mate and Happy Holi to you too bro.

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Thanks dude :) :):):):)

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  8. abhi

    Good holi news.

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Yupzz, wish it happened really :)

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  9. Click On Portal

    It’s just really about time that happend.

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Will come up with more humorous post on 1st April. Stay tuned ;)

      Reply
  10. San Diego Foreclosures

    Haha! Good one!
    Really made me a good day

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Wow, good to know that you enjoyed a off-topic post on our blog :)
      Keep coming for more mate!

      Reply
  11. Yogesh Mankani

    Lolz,Sorry but there is a disclaimer below the post :) That’s why always read the full article :)

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  12. shingo

    Maybe someone of the same name was arrested instead of the real one. Not bad for a day called Holi. So this day is actually “Holiday”. LOL.. Sounds real funny too.

    Try another prank like some banks are giving free money on a certain day and watch how many citizens are going to stand outside the bank for it. Maybe that is going to sound more real then this article.
    .-= shingo´s last blog ..Jailbreak iPhone iPod Touch =-.

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Lolz, If I play the kind of prank you told me here. You surely found all my blogs on Jail life. Because after that I’ll only be in once place and that is jail,lol.

      But I am glad you enjoyed the post. I will surely try to come up with more funny posts in the future and obviously that don’t do any harm :)

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  13. Interview Questions

    A nice prank! Well done! When i got your page from google, I thought I haven’t read about Osama getting captured. Maybe I am missing something?
    But then i saw that its a prank! Well done.
    .-= Interview Questions´s last blog ..What To Do When a Headhunter Calls =-.

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Lolz, I think most of them were doing the same.Even one of my friend started searching google. Finally she came to know that this is a prank.

      GLad you had fun reading this too :)

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Thanks for the heads up. Glad you like it :)

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  14. Siddartha

    Usually I will read newspaper for around 1 hr daily. After seeing the title i was wondering how could I miss a interesting news like this. But its too good. lolz. Thnx for sharing …

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    • Yogesh Mankani

      Lolz..I caught you dude.We always cover breaking news first, that’s why you find it here :) :)

      Thanks, glad you like the post and had fun reading this :)

      Reply
  15. Cursos marketing online

    Yogesh Mankani you are great man

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  16. Leccion de escuela sabatica

    That a nice prank. I have heard of various holi pranks but this one is the best. Good work. Yogesh Mankani

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  17. Noticias Tecnologia

    Haha really nice prank, hope you don’t get lot of flame comments from people without humor ;)

    Reply

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